can we all just take a second to appreciate the fact spiders can’t fly
I’m so tired of coming o n here and seeing girls with absolutely nothing wrong with them saying “oh em gee I’m like so ugly lololol forever alone guys everyone hates me”
I’m going to punch your mother in the face.
Those days when you’re not talking to someone who talks to you everyday.
Differences between normal people and me:
Normal people when they laugh:
Me:
(Source: smile-cheshire-smile)
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
